HEY PEOPLE.

ok super long post coming up.

was at batam the entire day with my family. tot i would be able to meet descendants of the junertos but unfortunately, i din spot them in any of the little villages they call "illegal housing".

haha surprisely, its rather enjoyable. haha. as in. really enjoyable.

took off in the morning to catch the ferry. met the tour guide at batam.

hahaha shes fucking funny i tell u. being an indo. the way she spoke was weird.

she was like.

"this areaaaaaa (area) ish like the singapura the orchid (orchard) that one. many many the shopping place. yaaaaa. after the shopping yaaaaa. we go to the ferry kanina (terminal) yaaaaa. the ferry tooks (takes) off at 7.05pm."

seriously blardy funny la. but she was very nice la. good indo!

haha over at batam it was mostly shopping la. if u stay there for months and come back to singapura. u will think that singapura shops are fucking ripping everyone off. a original dvd in singapura is bout 19.90 and if u borrow for two days from the rip-off machine, its bout 5odd. u know what? i bought 14dvds, with the lights of mi3, european gigolo, troy, 8 below, and loads and loads more. and moreover, 2 dvds had 8 movies together in one cd. and 1 had 6-in-1. okayyyyy.

guess how much?

GUESS.

30 singapura bucks.

!!

no joke. its really cheap over there. if u wanna go shopping then i suggest u go to harbourfront the ferry kanina there and head down to the batam areaaaaa yaaaaaaa. (:

oh oh. and the best thing was. they had this dvd i saw. with 4 movies in one. "THE OMEN. THE OMEN 2. THE OMEN 3. THE OMEN IV."

HAHAHHAHAHAH. indos are just fantastic man. o.0

okay the best thing was the INDOTHAI MASSAGE. (aiya thai say thai la. freaking copy thai massage wan.)

it was super EROTIC and super shiok!

i had this rather pretty looking lady massaging for me la. hahaha. omg. it started off with her drawing the curtains and diming the lights. omg. how cool is that. then then. started off with the leg. rub the oil all over. SHIOKKKKKKK.

THEN THEN. back massage! super relaxing la. BUT BUT. the best part was she was like lying boob-down on my ass areaaaaa when massaging my back la! imagine that. omg. damn shiok la. then she sat on my ass to get more balance. omg. lubb it.

BUT THEY CON ME. !!!

they said WHOLE BODY MASSAGE. but in the end. THEY FREAKING LEFT OUT THE CHEST! ))))):

i can imagine her sitting on my tinky winky while massage my boobs la. sighhhhhh.

but it was really relaxing la no doubt. 20bucks. quite worth it la. for the 1 hr 30mins of relaxation all the hardcore enjoyment. (:

so. came home and watched soccer. omg argentina is super ownage la.

6-0!

freaking ownage.

".......dun cry for me argentinaaaaaa."

they can go screw that song now la. hahaha.

as chris says. "ARGENTINA FOR WORLD CUP!"

gonna watch the holland and ivory coast game soon.

BYEEEEEEE. (: